SO…April 30, 2012

Newt has decided to stay in the race for one more day. He was scheduled to call it quits Tuesday. But now he has pushed it back to Wednesday. Dude, finish this thing already. Face it man! Nit Mitt has scoreboard on you by a zillion to one something. You can’t win! Let it go! It’s over! Just because the Pres mentioned you in his White House Correspondents Dinner speech, doesn’t mean you need to get the train rolling again on your campaign. Go and work on your plans to be the modern-day Captain Kirk. Thanks for coming Newt. You ain’t got to go home, but you got to get the hell out of here.

The White House Correspondents Dinner was this weekend and true to form the Pres was light-hearted and funny. Here is his speech if you didn’t get to check him out.


One Kardashian show down, 2 to go! According to reports, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have decided to pull the plug on their reality show. Thank God! Now get the rest of your family to follow suit and get out of my regular scheduled programming line-up. I don’t need  Kris Pimpher to replace your slot. I just need you all to go away! Please! Thanks Khloe and Lamar for starting the ball rolling. If I knew where you lived I would send you an Edible Arrangement with a card that reads Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, hey, hey, hey, GOOD-BYE, Thanks for coming! Sincerely, Soft Spot 4 Dummies.


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