political

So…May 1, 2012

It’s the 1st of the month and we’re starting out of the gate fast.

Today marks the 1 year anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden by U.S. forces. The Pres. made a gutsy move to take down the American made boogeyman and the Repubs still won’t give the man credit. Nit Mitt said these pearls of wisdom yesterday if he would have given the order to get Bin Laden:

Of course, of course, even Jimmy Carter would have given that order.”

Of course you would’ve given the order,  Nit Mitt. But then you would have taken it back, then give the order again, then take it back again because we all know how you get down when it comes to making the tough decision

The facts is that the Pres. did what your guy Bush couldn’t do and that was to get the big bad boogyman. Give the man his props and stop trying to use it as some political talking point for your bid for The Office because it just doesn’t work.

Just when it couldn’t get any worse, it has for John Edwards. It was ruled that a sex tape with his skank, Reille Hunter, could be used as evidence in his corruption trial. Great, just what the world needs. It’s bad enough that you cheat on your dying wife with Hunter. Now to add insult to injury, you decide to film yourselves having sex? Why do people do that? Weren’t you there? You need instant replay? Now you know the drill: There is a sextape, some low life is going to “just so happen” to have a copy, and then he is going to auction it off to the highest bidder from a porn company. I hope she was worth it John. It may cost you your freedom.

Since when does talking smack about your boss get you a fat lawsuit? I bet you

she can tell you. One of the stars of Basketball Wives, Jennifer Williams is being (allegedly)sued by the producers of the show for…. show-bashing. The producers feel Williams’ show-bashing is in violation of her contract. and they feel she is “ruining the brand they worked so hard to build.”Well, get ready courthouses across America because I can guarentee this will be a new trend. Work so hard to build? Since when does it take long hours of work to come up with this:

I can see the producers now. They’re all huddled in a room with heaters on their lips and drinking coffee.

“We need to come up with a concept. Owww, I got it! Let’s follow women around that do nothing and watch them fight! This is groundbreaking! This is something that I promise you guys we can build a brand that would stand next to Coke, G.E., and Taco Bell.

Talking smack about your boss is not only a right of passage when you work. But it’s fun to talk about “The Man”. Stop taking everything so serious producers.

And we all knew it was a matter of time but

o

The Octomom files for the 7. Are any of us surprised? What do you say to that? I told you so? Not really. All I can say is thanks for coming Octo. Your 15 minutes are up and thank God.

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