SO…May 11, 2012

Let’s start Friday with a great laugh.

Bristol Palin tries her little best to ‘Go Hard in the Paint’ on the Pres. about his stance on same-sex marriage. In her blog she says about the Pres. quote

Is anyone really surprised by the fact that President Obama came out of the closet for gay marriage? What was most surprising is when he explained how his position (supposedly) “evolved,” by talking to his wife and daughters.

She then brings her mom, Ma Sarah Palin into the conversation and slams the 1st kids, Sasha and Malia by saying this:

So let me get this straight – it’s a problem if my mom listened too much to my dad, but it’s a heroic act if the President made a massive change in a policy position that could affect the entire nation after consulting with his teenage daughters?

She then gives her great parental wisdom to the President by saying:

While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads.  In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.  Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.  Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

She then goes back and attacks the 1st kids again with this:

I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.

And in her final act of her blog, she goes in on the show Glee saying:

It would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.

BWHAHAHA!!!! Are you serious right now? Really? What kind of Alaskan wood oil have you been sniffing? These pearls of wisdom coming from a chick whose claim to fame is that she had a kid with

This Mensa member? The same chick who was preaching abstinence while

being pregnant during Ma Palin’s run for The Office. This chick?! How soon we forget Bris that it was the Pres. who was blocking attacks against you in 2008 when the press found out that you were an unwed teen mom:

“I have said before and I will repeat again, I think people’s families are off limits, and people’s children are especially off limits. This shouldn’t be part of our politics, it has no relevance to governor Palin’s performance as a governor or her potential performance as a vice president. And so I would strongly urge people to back off these kinds of stories,”

And this is the thanks he gets? Let me ask you Bris?: Where did Todd fail you? Maybe if Pa Palin wouldn’t have been out with Ma Palin out shooting moose, wolves, caribou, salmon, bears, or whatever you people in Alaska shoot so damn much, you might, just might, have had a better shot in life and you would have more to do than you trying to go all ‘gangsta’ picking on pre-teens and teens. You spent more time trying to blast the 1st kids than you spent picking your ‘baby daddy.’ And what have the people of Glee ever done to you? Are you mad because after you did this

they didn’t offer you a guest spot on the show? Were you beaten out of the part of Coach Roz Washington by Nene Leakes? If that was the case, I would be bitter too. Did you want to hang out with Racheal Berry? Memo to Brisol Palin: I give you a C for effort for trying to stay relevent, but no one cares! You talking smack about the President’s parenting skills is like an obese person calling someone a fat ass. Thanks for coming Bristol, but you’re not needed. Go back and hibernate with the bears in Alaska.

One day after applying for duel citizenship to Switzerland, Michelle Bachmann has told the Swiss government to remove her name off its list. Swiss government: Please take her!! It’s OK! No need in being selfish. You guys can have her! We insist! Take her! Show her what government health care looks like! Give her incentives! Make her the spokesperson for tourism to Switzerland! Do whatever it takes to seal the deal, but let’s get it done! If you got to throw a year’s supply of Swiss cheese our way, we’ll take it! Throw a couple of Rolexes her way! Whatever it takes, do it! And do it quickly!


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