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SO…May 17, 2012

J-Lo may be calling it quits on American Idol. The judge, who makes about 20 million to do the show, is reportedly seriously contemplating leaving the show. All I can say is dueces chick! Don’t let the door knob hit you on your enormous ass on the way out! Who cares! Why don’t you take Seacrest and the rest of crew with you! You guys had a great run, but now it’s time to shut it down. Having 2 real winners out of 120 contestants that make it to the top 12 isn’t great odds. Get out and don’t come back! That goes for you and the rest of the Idol posse!

Memo to criminals: If you are going to do a criminal act to someone, don’t make it someone well-known

Let alone a well-known minister. Police say Marvin Winans was beaten and  carjacked by allegedly 4 men at a local gas station yesterday. They took his 2012 Infiniti QX56, a wallet containing 200 bones, and a watch. Winans was the minister who

eulogized the late Whitney Houston. Way to go crooks! Why didn’t you just add snatching a little old ladies purse who uses a walker to your list! Don’t you crooks have a TV in your shacks? Wrong person to jack! Drop the rig, the wallet, and the watch somewhere and get out of dodge before Nippy comes and you haunts you for the rest of your life. And next time before you have the bright idea to jack, go to the library if you don’t have a computer at home, do your research,  and try to pick someone less famous.

And

Say it ain’t so ‘Ye! Reports are ‘Ye will make an appearance on Keeping Up With The Kardashians this season. Well ‘Ye, you can now kiss your career good-bye! Haven’t you seen the pattern of this chick! Before you there was

Kris Humphries, who was a decent player before he got with Kim. Then he got with her and his game went south and his took his marriage with it. Before Hump, it was

Dallas Cowboy’s receiver Miles Austin. He was having a great career. Got with Kim and his career took a nosedive. And of course before him, it was

Miami Dolphin’s running back Reggie Bush. A number 1 draft pick who had promise until he got with Kim and became less about football and more about her. You don’t believe me ‘Ye? Check this out:

Memo to ‘Ye: Stay away from her show! The last thing you need is for Kim to try to rock the mic at one of your shows because Kris Pimpher is trying her damndest to get her kid some pub on your back. Next thing she’ll be trying to do is come out with an album produced by you! Do you really want her coming on stage with you to accept a Grammy like she put in work in the studio? See the pattern ‘Ye because Pimpher and her kid have laid it out! Draw the line in the sand and don’t go on that show! Stay away! You do want your career don’t you?

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